Re: ♡ मन माझे..♡ marathi jokes

2013/2/26 Pallavi Kelkar <pallavikelkar1119@gmail.com>

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2013/2/26 प्रशांत कुळकर्णी <prashantbkulkarni1978@gmail.com>

संता एका ज्योतिषाकडे कुंडली घेऊन गेला.

ज्योतिषी - तुझे नाव संता आहे.

संता - हो

ज्योतिषी - तुला एक मुलगा आणि मुलगी आहे.

संता- हो, हो....

ज्योतिषी - तू आत्ता पंधरा किलो गहू विकत घेतले आहेस.

संता - हो, महाराज तुम्ही अंतर्यामी आहात...

ज्योतिषी- मुर्खा! पुढच्या वेळी येताना कुंडली घेऊन ये, रेशन कार्ड नको.

संताने कॅफेत एका मुलीला आय लव्ह यू म्हटले

मुलीने चापट मारली आणि रागात म्हणाली : काय म्हणालास ?

संता : जेव्हा ऐकलच नाहीस, तर चापट का मारलीस?
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